10 Things Idiots Do in Friendster

•November 26, 2006 • 1 Comment

Just got this from a bulletin a friend posted. I very much agree with its contents so I post ’em here. Just for anyone of you to see. 😉
ONE

there is NO SUCH THING as a friendster
tracker.

it does NOT exist. so quit posting
stupid
bulletins like

“OH-EM-GEEEEE this WORKS!!!”

no, it doesnt.

TWO

To the people who have like 25,000
friends,

are you serious?

You’re stupid.

Go play in traffic.

THREE

Don’t ever post pictures and say

“OMG, I’m so ugly”

“OMG, I’m so fat”

because if you were,

you wouldn’t post them.

And if u do ur a freaking mongoloid.

FOUR

Nobody cares about threats over the
internet.

Don’t try to act hardcore with the
keyboard.

Fighting online is like racing in the
special
olympics;

even if you win, you’re still retarded.

FIVE

Quit crying

b/c you’re not on someones top 8.

who cares?

ITS FRIENDSTER!!!

Stop bitching!!!

SIX

Who really cares if

I don’t accept you as a friend?

MOVE ON!!!

Don’t send me another request or
message asking

“what’s up with you not adding me?”

I don’t want you as a friend,

that’s what’s up bitch!!!

SEVEN

Little 12 year olds who have Friendster

and look like sluts, and act like
whores

go somewhere else

because nobody wants you here.

EIGHT

If you have decided to read this,

you are a true Friendster Friend.

Real friends read their bulletins.

NINE

I say you go and pass this on

and maybe it will finally get through
people’s brains

TEN

And if you open a bulletin and it says
something
like

“repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost
will rape
your
dog
tonight,or some dead skinless girl is
gonna rape
your
mom”

QUIT BEING A DUMBASS

This is a test to see how many people

in your friends list

actually pay attention to you.

Repost this with..

“10 things idiots do on Friendster”

Palindromes

•November 4, 2006 • Leave a Comment

Word or words that read the same backward and forward.

  • Murder for a jar of red rum.
  • Never odd or even.
  • No lemons, no melon.
  • Nurse! I spy gypsies! Run!
  • Party booby-trap
  • Was it a car or a cat I saw?
  • Yo, banana boy!
  • Got tog?
  • Nasa bayabasan (Filipino phrase)

Quote for the Moment

•November 4, 2006 • Leave a Comment

“I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying…”

Charlie Chaplin

 

Words Mean the Same Even If You Rearrange Them

•February 1, 2006 • 5 Comments

DORMITORY – DIRTY ROOM

DESPERATION – A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES – THEY SEE

THE MORSE CODE – HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES – CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY – IS NO AMITY

A DECIMAL POINT – I’M A DOT IN PLACE

SNOOZE ALARMS – ALAS, NO MORE Z’S

ASTRONOMER – MOON STARER

MOTHER-IN-LAW – WOMAN HITLER

ELEVEN PLUS TWO – TWELVE PLUS ONE

ELECTION RESULTS – LIES, LET’S RECOUNT

Amazing isn’t it?